did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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