just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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