Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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