The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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