Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's like God shit irony all over that family
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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