Can Purell be used as lube?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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