I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
