No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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