What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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