it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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