Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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