I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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