try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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