I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
This is classic penis vs brain.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
