Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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