I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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