My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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