I've blown a few things in my day
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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