i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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