Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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