what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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