I cockslap morals
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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