What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize