You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
