Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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