I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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