So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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