I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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