id be glad to
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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