i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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