i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
should my penis look like a turkey
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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