just tell him i said nine months
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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