I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The adults are the big ones right?
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