Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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