my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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