he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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