Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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