I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Im part way to drunk.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
