I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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