My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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