its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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