we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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