Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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