More tranny stories later!
i dont even know how to be here
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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