just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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