she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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