Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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