it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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