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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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