She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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