have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it because I queefed?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You've changed since you got that strap on
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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