Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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