Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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