The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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