hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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